Old People That Care About the Environment

This is the combination of two things that annoy me, together they equal something I hate.

Example:

One day while I was at work, I was taking out the cardboard to be recycled. I opened my door to the outside of our store, and started to open the door to where the recycling bins and garbage bins are. A car was parked in the handicap spot. An old woman emerges from her vehicle and says to me, “I HOPE YOU’RE RECYCLING THAT!”

Screaming at me. Fucking screaming at me. Probably because I’m under the age of seventy and I “don’t know any better.”

She started muttering something about why recycling was good, so I said, “I don’t care,” and closed the door.

I’m trying to figure out where older people get off giving me knowledge about recycling and “going green”. I’m not talking like Al Gore old, I’m talking like…”Tales from the Crypt” old. Because in all honesty, don’t you think the Earth wouldn’t be in such a “global disaster” if the older generations had TAKEN CARE OF THE FUCKING EARTH IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Then I wouldn’t have to listen to old people scream at me about closing the fucking loop on the goddamn recycling logo. Plus, polar bears would have a place to sleep at night.

……..That was a polar ice cap melting reference.